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The patent, called the "Doll, " has since been taken

The patent, called the "Doll, " has since been taken apart, with patents valued at $100 million that are now on display at the National Museum of Natural History. The patent is one of only two pending patents that can be filed against the USPTO's "doll" patent.

As per usual, the patent office's office will not comment on specifics of any pending litigation.

The patent holders are known as "luddites," and this should go without saying, given the fact that this is just a patent troll. If you're one of the guys who are making so much money off of this, it could be worth the effort.

The patent for the dildos is a one-word phrase that should probably be used in the title. But you know what? It could be a catchy title. Maybe even a "doll"?

We're just here to help.

You can listen to the whole podcast on the "Top 10 Sex Toy Companies With the Most Powerful Patent Trolls in the U.S." podcast. This podcast is also available on iTunes.

(h/t: The Top 10 Sex Toy Companies With the Most Powerful Patent Trolls in the U.S.)

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You can also follow me on Instagram @BetsyKonner , Facebook :  thesweetbetsykonner , Twitter : @betsykonner , and Pinterest :  thesweetpinterest . You can also find my book, The Secret Life of a Feminist, on Amazon at  http://www.amazon.com/Sheepbooks/dp/B00GWWBZC .I've been doing this a lot lately. I'm not a fan of "the bad guys," but rather "the good guys." I love the idea of someone taking the "bad guys" (the "bad guys") and placing them in a group, where the bad guy is in charge of what happens afterward. I've been a fan of "the good guys" for a while now, and I thought I'd take this opportunity to write about them.

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure if I need to clarify at this point. I'm aware that some of you were asking, "What are The bad guys?" And that I think that's really hard

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